====== House Of 1000 Tortoise ====== 

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===== Intro Scenario =====
This is the intro that gives you Alice In Wonderland Syndrome (AWS). Your hands are huge and you should freak out. You are joined by a guy with huge feet (Andrew), Mr Normal Nuts (Theo) and a guy with a dump truck ass, but that's not AWS its a BBL (Ben).

  * Scenario by [[start#Hosts|Lucy]].

===== Hosts =====
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
===== Guests =====
No guests in this episode.
===== Segments =====
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^

|0:07:53|Good Clean Fun ([[Good Clean Fun]])|From KFOR in Oklahoma: Pet tortoise missing over two months found 100 feet from Oklahoma home.|
|0:18:55|Oh Shit, It's An Update To An Old News Story ([[An Update On An Old News Story]])|Further developments in the shrimp scandal as another local shrimp festival is found to be passing off non-local shrimp as local shrimp.|