====== Cream For The Timemaster ======

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===== Intro Scenario =====
Theo tells us about this week's sponsor: BLAS! With BLAS (Ball Lengthening and Shaping) you, too, can have rancid nuts. Ben got set up with BLAS a few weeks ago. Swedish Andrew is one of BLAS's masterful technicians. And Lucy's name is now synonymous with BLAS.

===== Hosts =====
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Segments =====
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^
|0:00:00|Intro|  |
|0:04:55|[[Oh Shit, It's An Update To An Old News Story]]|Update to a story from [[episode_430|Episode 430: A Bowl For The Piss To Accrete In]]\\ [[https://www.klfy.com/local/st-landry-parish/parish-council-clarifies-cockfighting-confusion/|Parish Council clarifies cockfighting confusion]] |
|0:08:34|[[Stuff We Should Chat About]] |Theo has questions about the correct treatment for [[wp>paraphimosis]] (NSFW (unless a photo of a dick is SFW))\\ SWSCA interlude ends at 0:16:18|
|0:17:56|[[Planely Speaking]]|[[https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3r17pp99xjo|'Plane left us behind as we were trapped on stairs']]\\ Introduction of The Time Master |
|0:56:04| Outro| |

===== Navigation =====
<WRAP round box><WRAP centeralign>**Episodes Referenced**\\
[[episode_430|Episode 430: A Bowl For The Piss To Accrete In]]</WRAP></WRAP>

<WRAP round box><WRAP centeralign>**Works Cited**</WRAP>
  *[[wp>Sex and the City]]
  *[[wp>Seinfeld]]
  *[[wp>Kong: Skull Island| Kong: Skull Island (2017)]] (dir. Jordan Vogt-Roberts)
  *[[wp>House of Leaves]] by Mark Z. Danielewski
  *[[wp>Shang-Chi_and_the_Legend_of_the_Ten_Rings|Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)]] dir. Destin Daniel Cretton
  *[[wp>Wallace & Gromit]]
  *[[wp>Thomas_&_Friends]]
  *[[https://trashfuture.co.uk/|TrashFuture]]
  *[[wp>The_Shining_(film)|The Shining (1980)]] dir. Stanley Kubrick
</WRAP>