====== Fantasy Island ====== 

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===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|You find yourself alone on a beautiful tropical beach. You're not really sure how you got here. Featuring a Lone Woman Spear-Fishing (gross) in the surf (Lucy), a Pervert With A Beautiful Mullet (Ben), a Jumpy Guy (Theo) who may be more "skittish" than "jumpy" and an Aggressive Man With Poitical Opinions (Andrew).|Andrew|

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:04:50|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Sky News fired Ross Cameron due to a racist diatribe about Chinese people at Disneyland that apparently was trying to defend the Chinese government.|
|0:20:00|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|More on Mark Latham joining One Nation as he fails to turn up for a TV interview alongside Pauline Hanson to launch his new role.|
|0:26:30|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Scott Morrison's ghost bus, as he travels.by plane around Queensland while his tour bus is driven to meet him, empty.|
|0:38:23|[[Boat Watch|Boat Watch]]|A spiritual successor to the first Boat Watch as Ben and Theo perform an interview with Scott Morrison.|
|0:47:00|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|The NSW Labor leader quit after sexual assault allegations and used his resignation to attack his accuser and threaten legal action. Bill Shorten refused to comment and gets a special Fuck You from the hosts.|
|0:54:17|[[Mailbag|Mailbag]]|Questions include: How many has Lucy hung in Hawaii? Did she make her bf a democracy sausage after voting? How is the spam-based diet? Do you think Latham will be kicked out or leave?  |

===== Episode Notes =====

Theo apologies at the end for dropping out part way through when he reloaded the podcast window instead of compiling his code. At 42:35 Andrew pulls back A curtain but not the usual one, theatre type curtain to commence a performance.
^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music|n/a|
^Movies Referenced|Dune (1984)|
^Fad Diets|No|
^Crime Passes|Tailgate Scott Morrison. Not his car. Him.|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|