Cream For The Timemaster is a bonus episode of the podcast, Boonta Vista. This episode was released on January 28, 2026.
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Clearing up the ambiguity surrounding the return of cockfighting in St Landry Parish, how not to handle paraphimosis, and an all-inclusive holiday ruined by time spent in the backrooms.
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Outro: In-Between - Title Fight
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Theo tells us about this week's sponsor: BLAS! With BLAS (Ball Lengthening and Shaping) you, too, can have rancid nuts. Ben got set up with BLAS a few weeks ago. Swedish Andrew is one of BLAS's masterful technicians. And Lucy's name is now synonymous with BLAS.
| Timestamp | Segment | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00:00 | Intro | |
| 0:04:55 | Oh Shit, It's An Update To An Old News Story | Update to a story from Episode 430: A Bowl For The Piss To Accrete In Parish Council clarifies cockfighting confusion |
| 0:08:34 | Stuff We Should Chat About | Theo has questions about the correct treatment for paraphimosis (NSFW (unless a photo of a dick is SFW)) SWSCA interlude ends at 0:16:18 |
| 0:17:56 | Planely Speaking | 'Plane left us behind as we were trapped on stairs' Introduction of The Time Master |
| 0:56:04 | Outro |
Episodes Referenced
Episode 430: A Bowl For The Piss To Accrete In
Works Cited