Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: A mirthless Christmas, an unforeseeable sword-swallowing accident, letting your kids touch the tortoises, going GTA mode at the airport, and a mysterious green river.

Special thanks to listener Shawnzie for finding that snippet of the outro song against all odds.

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