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====== Bigfoot ======
<WRAP right round box 20%><WRAP centeralign>**Bigfoot**\\
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**Name:** Bigfoot\\
**Type:** Cryptid\\
**Occupation:** Unknown\\
**Status:** Real</WRAP>


**Bigfoot**, also known as Sasquatch, Yowie, Yeti, and a number of other pseudonyms (much like Satan) is an interdimensional trickster demon that has fooled our beloved host [[start#Hosts|Ben]]. Unfortunately, Ben is convinced that Bigfoot is a cosmic layabout full of deep wisdom who just wants to relax in the woods and hit that loud with you. This is a lie. 

===== Origins =====

Bigfoot is not your friend. Bigfoot is eternal and immortal, an everlasting evil. He's like what would happen if an angry chimp had the powers of Q from Star Trek. He's not going to settle for ripping your face off and eating it when he can do the same thing to your id, ego, and superego.

===== Description =====

Do not trust Bigfoot. Pray for our beloved host Ben.

===== Navigation =====

<WRAP round box><WRAP centeralign>**Cryptids**\\
[[thegrunter|The Grunter]] | [[Bigfoot]] | [[Mexican Bigfoot]] | [[Mark]] | [[porcelainman|The Porcelain Man]]</WRAP></WRAP>