big_egg
Big Egg
What's big and small at the same time?
I want a big egg. For breakfast eat something the size of my head. Hop out of bed. Toast up a whole loaf of bread. Won't eat for a week 'cause I'm gonna stay fed. Big egg this morning. Frying it up while I'm yawning. Realization is dawning. Egg is too big. Don't own a pot it will fit. Egg white all over my shit. Crack in a pan that blocks out the whole sun. Cook up an omelet that must way a ton. Flip it and serve it and eat. I deserve it. Big egg means my day has begun.
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