Ted Cruz Control is an episode of the podcast, Boonta Vista. This episode was released on March 10, 2020.

Lucy, Andrew and Ben look at the Australian media's self-perpetuating toilet paper frenzy, Ted Cruz's disgusting beard, Joe Biden's love of rap-rock, and the awful tattoos of Chet Hanks. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista