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Cum Ass Beer Pump
Episode 428
Cum Ass Beer Pump
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Cum Ass Beer Pump is an episode of the podcast, Boonta Vista. This episode was released on January 11, 2026.
Episode 428 Description
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual Dutch New Years roundup, a shoe filled with mystery, misreading the cues in a cuck or hotwife situation, a perfectly understandable horse sedative mistake, and seeing the world in numbers but failing to understand them.
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Outro: A Boat to Drown In - METZ
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Theo is a huge nasty rat (with a huge nutsack) who lives inside early-career Ben Folds's piano. Ben is also a huge nasty rat (with a huge nutsack). Lucy is a beautiful rat (with a huge nutsack). Andrew, presumably also a rat although that's not specified, has a huge nutsack covered with contagious lice.
Throughout the intro Theo attempts to play the intro to the Ben Folds song Brick on a two-octave piano.
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